| "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "It's a mop!" | "Ball of yarn!" |
| Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Can I pet your dog?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "How does that dog see?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" |
"It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "So beautiful!" | "Does it get hot?" | "It looks like a living rug!" |
| "I didn't think it was real!" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Which end is which?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" |
| "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "It's a what?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "Cousin It!" |
