| "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "So well behaved!" | "So beautiful!" |
| Touching the dog without even asking permission | "It's a what?" | "Which end is which?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" |
| "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) |
| "I didn't think it was real!" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Do they have a tail?" | "I've never seen one in real life." |
| "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "Where are the eyes?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" |
