| "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Does it shed?" | "How does that dog see?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." |
| "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Cousin It!" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "It's a mop!" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" |
| "Which end is which?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" |
| "It's a what?" | "Whoopie Goldberg!" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Does it get hot?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" |
| "So beautiful!" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) |
