| "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "Cousin It!" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" |
| "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "Do they have a tail?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" |
| "Can I pet your dog?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "It's a what?" |
| "Which end is which?" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "It's a mop!" |
"Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" |
