| "It's a mop!" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Does it get hot?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" |
| Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Ball of yarn!" |
| "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." |
| "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" |
| "It looks like a living rug!" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Which end is which?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "So well behaved!" |
