| "I didn't think it was real!" | "How does that dog see?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Which end is which?" | "Is it hard to groom?" |
| "I've never seen one in real life." | "So beautiful!" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "How do you bathe the dog?" |
"Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "So well behaved!" | "Do they have a tail?" | "Where are the eyes?" |
| "Does it shed?" | "Does it get hot?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" |
| "Ball of yarn!" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "It's a mop!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Do you ever brush it out?" |
