| "Is it hard to groom?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Where are the eyes?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | Touching the dog without even asking permission |
| "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Does it get hot?" | "How does that dog see?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" |
| "Which end is which?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "Ball of yarn!" | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" |
| "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Do they have a tail?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "It's a what?" |
| "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" |
