| "Can I pet your dog?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "Which end is which?" |
| "It looks like a living rug!" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "How do you bathe the dog?" |
| "How does that dog see?" | "It's a what?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "Cousin It!" |
| "Ball of yarn!" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" |
| "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Does it get hot?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "It's a mop!" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" |
