| "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission |
| "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Which end is which?" | "So well behaved!" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Do they have a tail?" |
| "How do you bathe the dog?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Ball of yarn!" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" |
| "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Cousin It!" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" |
| "It looks like a living rug!" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "It's a what?" |
