| "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Does it shed?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Does it get hot?" | "Ball of yarn!" |
| "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Cousin It!" |
"It's a Puli!" (rarely heard) | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "So well behaved!" |
| "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Where are the eyes?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" |
| "Which end is which?" | "Do they have a tail?" | "It's a what?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." |