| "I didn't think it was real!" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "Does it shed?" |
| "Cousin It!" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "Which end is which?" | "How does that dog see?" | "I've never seen one in real life." |
| "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "Does it get hot?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "It's a what?" |
| "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Do they have a tail?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" |
| "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Where are the eyes?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" |
