| "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Ball of yarn!" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "Does it get hot?" |
| "I didn't think it was real!" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Where are the eyes?" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" |
| "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "So beautiful!" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" |
| "How does that dog see?" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "It's a mop!" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "I wish my hair looked like that!" |
| "Which end is which?" | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" |
