| "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Does it shed?" |
| "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" |
| "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "It's a mop!" | "Which end is which?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" |
| "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "How does that dog see?" |
| "Where are the eyes?" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" |
