| "Do they have a tail?" | "Which end is which?" | "It's a what?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Cousin It!" |
| "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Does it get hot?" | "So beautiful!" | "Where are the eyes?" |
| "So well behaved!" | "Ball of yarn!" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" |
| "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "It looks like a living rug!" |
| "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "How does that dog see?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" |