| "How do you bathe the dog?" | "So well behaved!" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Does it get hot?" | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" |
| "It's a mop!" | "Cousin It!" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "Which end is which?" |
| "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "Where are the eyes?" |
"It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "How does that dog see?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" |
| "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "It's a what?" |
