| "Is it hard to groom?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "How does that dog see?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Can I pet your dog?" |
| "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "So beautiful!" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" |
| "Which end is which?" | "Where are the eyes?" | "Cousin It!" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" |
| Touching the dog without even asking permission | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" |
| "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Does it shed?" | "Ball of yarn!" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Does it get hot?" |
