| "Does it get hot?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "It's a mop!" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" |
| "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" |
| "I've never seen one in real life." | "Where are the eyes?" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" |
| "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "Which end is which?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" |
| "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "Cousin It!" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Does it shed?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" |
