| "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "It's a what?" | "Cousin It!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) |
| "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Ball of yarn!" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" |
| "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "How does that dog see?" |
| "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Does it shed?" | "Where are the eyes?" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" |
| "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Is it hard to groom?" | "Does it get hot?" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "Can I pet your dog?" |
