| "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "So well behaved!" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" |
| "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Do they have a tail?" | "It's a what?" | "So beautiful!" | "How do you bathe the dog?" |
| "I've never seen one in real life." | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Can I pet your dog?" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" |
| "Cousin It!" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) |
| "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Do you ever brush it out?" |
