| "Do you shave them in the summer?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "It's a what?" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "Does it get hot?" |
| "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "I thought it was pull luggage!" |
| "Does it shed?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" |
| "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Where are the eyes?" | "Ball of yarn!" |
| "Can I pet your dog?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" |
