| "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Cousin It!" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "How do you bathe the dog?" |
| "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "It's a what?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" |
| "How does that dog see?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "Is it hard to groom?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission |
| "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Ball of yarn!" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "Which end is which?" |
| "Do they have a tail?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Does it shed?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" |
