| "I didn't think it was real!" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Where are the eyes?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" |
| "Do they have a tail?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Ball of yarn!" | "How does that dog see?" |
| "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" |
| "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" |
| "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "Does it shed?" |
