| "Is it hard to groom?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Does it shed?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" |
| "I didn't think it was real!" | "So beautiful!" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" |
| "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "Cousin It!" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" |
| "Can I pet your dog?" | "How does that dog see?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "It's a what?" |
| "Ball of yarn!" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Where are the eyes?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission |
