| "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "Do they have a tail?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Does it get hot?" |
| "Cousin It!" | "Ball of yarn!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "How does that dog see?" |
| "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "It's a what?" | "Does it shed?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" |
| "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "So well behaved!" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Do you ever brush it out?" |
| "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "It looks like a living rug!" |
