| "So beautiful!" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" |
| Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "It's a mop!" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" |
| "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Where are the eyes?" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." |
| "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Which end is which?" |
| "Can I pet your dog?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Does it shed?" | "Do they have a tail?" |
