| "How does that dog see?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Does it get hot?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" |
| "So well behaved!" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Do you ever brush it out?" |
| "Where are the eyes?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Cousin It!" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" |
| "How do you bathe the dog?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Can I pet your dog?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" |
| "It's a what?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Is it hard to groom?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" |
