| "How does that dog see?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Do they have a tail?" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "I've never seen one in real life." |
| "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Does it shed?" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "Ball of yarn!" |
| "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" |
| "Where are the eyes?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "So well behaved!" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "Which end is which?" |
"It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" |
