| "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Does it shed?" | "Can I pet your dog?" |
| "Cousin It!" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Is it hard to groom?" |
| "How do you bathe the dog?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "It's a mop!" | "It's a what?" |
| "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "How does that dog see?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" |
"Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "Does it get hot?" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "Ball of yarn!" |
