| "Which end is which?" | "It's a what?" | "How does that dog see?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "Does it shed?" |
| "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Does it get hot?" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "It's a mop!" |
| "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." |
| "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Cousin It!" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" |
| "Do they have a tail?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "So well behaved!" | "Where are the eyes?" |
