| "Cousin It!" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "Can I pet your dog?" |
| "Which end is which?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" |
| "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "Does it shed?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "How do you bathe the dog?" |
| "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "So well behaved!" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" |
| "Does it get hot?" | "Ball of yarn!" | "Do they have a tail?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Do you ever brush it out?" |
