| "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "It's a mop!" |
| Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Cousin It!" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Where are the eyes?" |
| "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "So well behaved!" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" |
| "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" |
| "Do they have a tail?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Can I pet your dog?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" |
