| "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "Cousin It!" | "It looks like a living rug!" |
| "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "Does it shed?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Ball of yarn!" |
| "How do you bathe the dog?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Does it get hot?" | "So beautiful!" | "Do you ever brush it out?" |
| "I didn't think it was real!" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "Do they have a tail?" | "So well behaved!" |
| "It's a mop!" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" |
