| "Is it hard to groom?" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Do you ever brush it out?" |
| "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "It's a what?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" |
| "How do you bathe the dog?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Which end is which?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" |
| "Can I pet your dog?" | "So well behaved!" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "I didn't think it was real!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) |
| "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Cousin It!" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Does it shed?" |
