| "How do you bathe the dog?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "Do they have a tail?" | "It's a mop!" |
| "Is it hard to groom?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) |
| Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Ball of yarn!" | "Does it get hot?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" |
| "It looks like a living rug!" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" |
| "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "I've never seen one in real life." | "Which end is which?" | "I didn't think it was real!" |
