| "It's a mop!" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "How do you bathe the dog?" |
| "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "Ball of yarn!" | "How does that dog see?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" |
| "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Do they have a tail?" |
| "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Where are the eyes?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "So well behaved!" |
| "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "I've never seen one in real life." | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Can I pet your dog?" |
