| "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "I didn't think it was real!" |
| "Ball of yarn!" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Cousin It!" | "Does it shed?" |
| "Can I pet your dog?" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "How does that dog see?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" |
| Touching the dog without even asking permission | "It's a what?" | "It's a mop!" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" |
| "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "Does it get hot?" |
