| "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "So well behaved!" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" |
| Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" |
| "Where are the eyes?" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" |
| "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "How does that dog see?" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Does it get hot?" |
| "Do they have a tail?" | "It's a mop!" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "Cousin It!" |
