| "Can I pet your dog?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "I didn't think it was real!" |
| "It looks like a living rug!" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) |
| "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "So beautiful!" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" |
| "Cousin It!" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "So well behaved!" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "How does that dog see?" |
"Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Does it get hot?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission |
