| "Do you ever brush it out?" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Does it shed?" |
| "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Does it get hot?" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Which end is which?" |
| "Do they have a tail?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Where are the eyes?" |
| "Is it hard to groom?" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) |
| "I've never seen one in real life." | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "How does that dog see?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" |
