| "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "So beautiful!" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" |
| "How does that dog see?" | "Do they have a tail?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Does it shed?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" |
| "Can I pet your dog?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "Does it get hot?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" |
| "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "So well behaved!" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Is it hard to groom?" |
| "I didn't think it was real!" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "Cousin It!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" |
