| "Do they have a tail?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Does it get hot?" | "Is it hard to groom?" |
| "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "Which end is which?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) |
| "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission |
| "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "So well behaved!" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "It looks like a living rug!" |
| "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" |
