| "Do they have a tail?" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Cousin It!" | "Does it get hot?" | "Can I pet your dog?" |
| "Is it hard to groom?" | "Does it shed?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "How does that dog see?" |
| Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Ball of yarn!" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" |
| "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "Which end is which?" |
| "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" |
