| Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Which end is which?" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "I didn't think it was real!" |
| "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "It's a what?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" |
| "Where are the eyes?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Ball of yarn!" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" |
| "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Does it get hot?" | "It's a mop!" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" |
| "I've never seen one in real life." | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "Cousin It!" | "So well behaved!" | "Do you ever brush it out?" |
