| "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Does it get hot?" | "Cousin It!" | "Does it shed?" |
| "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "It's a mop!" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" |
| "I've never seen one in real life." | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" |
| "Do they have a tail?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "So well behaved!" |
| "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Is it hard to groom?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Which end is which?" | "How does that dog see?" |
