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| "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Bob Marley" "We be jammin'!" "Ya mon!" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" |
| "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Do they have a tail?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" |
| "Where are the eyes?" | "It's a what?" | "Reggae Dog" "Jamaican Dog" "Rasta Dog" | "Does it get hot?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" |
| "Do you shave them in the summer?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "I've never seen one in real life." | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "How does that dog see?" |
| "I didn't think it was real!" | "Which end is which?" | "It's a Puli!" (rarely heard) | "It looks like a living rug!" | "How do you bathe the dog?" |
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