| "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "So beautiful!" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "So well behaved!" |
| "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" |
| "I didn't think it was real!" | "Ball of yarn!" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" |
| "Do you ever brush it out?" | "It's a what?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Which end is which?" |
| "Do they have a tail?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Cousin It!" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" |
