| "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "Ball of yarn!" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "It's a mop!" |
| "Do you ever brush it out?" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" |
| "Cousin It!" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Can I pet your dog?" |
"It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "So beautiful!" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" |
| "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Which end is which?" |
