| "Does it shed?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Which end is which?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." |
| "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "It looks like a living rug!" |
| "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "It's a what?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" |
| "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "So well behaved!" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" |
| "Does it get hot?" | "Ball of yarn!" | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "Cousin It!" | "How do you bathe the dog?" |
