| "It's a mop!" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" |
| "Where are the eyes?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "So well behaved!" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" |
| "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "Cousin It!" |
| "It's a what?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" |
| "Which end is which?" | "Does it shed?" | "How does that dog see?" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Do you ever brush it out?" |
