| "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "So well behaved!" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" |
| "Do you ever brush it out?" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Does it shed?" | "Where are the eyes?" |
| "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "How does that dog see?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" |
| "It's a mop!" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Cousin It!" |
"It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Which end is which?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" |
