| "Can I pet your dog?" | "It's a mop!" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" |
| "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "Where are the eyes?" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" |
| "Do they have a tail?" | "Does it shed?" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" |
"It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "Ball of yarn!" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" |
| "Cousin It!" | "Which end is which?" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "How does that dog see?" | "It's a what?" |
