| "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "So beautiful!" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" |
"It's a Puli!" (rarely heard) | "Where are the eyes?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Does it shed?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" |
| "Does it get hot?" | "Ball of yarn!" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" |
| "Cousin It!" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "How does that dog see?" | "It's a mop!" | "Can I pet your dog?" |
| "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Do they have a tail?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "Which end is which?" |