| "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "How do you bathe the dog?" |
"Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "It's a mop!" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "Do they have a tail?" |
| "Does it shed?" | "Cousin It!" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" |
| "Which end is which?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" |
| "It looks like a living rug!" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" |
