| "How does that dog see?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" |
| "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "It's a mop!" |
| "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "So beautiful!" |
| "Is it hard to groom?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Where are the eyes?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Which end is which?" |
"Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "It's a what?" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" |
