| "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "Does it get hot?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "So beautiful!" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" |
| "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Cousin It!" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" |
| "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Where are the eyes?" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "Ball of yarn!" |
| Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "How does that dog see?" | "Which end is which?" |
| "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "It's a what?" | "It's a mop!" |
