| "Is it hard to groom?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Cousin It!" |
| "So beautiful!" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" |
| "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" |
| "Which end is which?" | "It's a Puli!" (rarely heard) | "I didn't think it was real!" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "How do you bathe the dog?" |
| "It's a mop!" | "Does it shed?" | "Where are the eyes?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Does it get hot?" |