| "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "It's a what?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." |
| "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Does it get hot?" | "Cousin It!" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "So well behaved!" |
| "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" |
| "Where are the eyes?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) |
| "It's a mop!" | "Which end is which?" | "How does that dog see?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" |
