| "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Which end is which?" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Does it shed?" |
| "Is it hard to groom?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Do they have a tail?" |
| "Does it get hot?" | "Cousin It!" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "It's a mop!" | "Ball of yarn!" |
| "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" |
| "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Where are the eyes?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "So well behaved!" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." |
