| "I've never seen one in real life." | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "It's a what?" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" |
| "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "I didn't think it was real!" |
| "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "Does it shed?" |
| "How do you bathe the dog?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Ball of yarn!" | "Is it hard to groom?" |
| "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Where are the eyes?" | "It's a mop!" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" |
