| "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "Does it get hot?" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "I've never seen one in real life." |
| "Does it shed?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "Cousin It!" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" |
| "I didn't think it was real!" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "Is it hard to groom?" |
| "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "It's a what?" | "Do they have a tail?" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" |
| "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "It looks like a living rug!" |
