| "Where are the eyes?" | "It's a what?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Ball of yarn!" |
| "Can I pet your dog?" | "It's a mop!" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Cousin It!" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" |
| "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "So beautiful!" |
| "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "Do they have a tail?" | "How does that dog see?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" |
| "How do you bathe the dog?" | "Which end is which?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" |
