| "I didn't think it was real!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "I've never seen one in real life." | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Is it hard to groom?" |
| "Does it shed?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "How does that dog see?" |
| "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "It's a what?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Do they have a tail?" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" |
| "It's a mop!" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Where are the eyes?" | "How do you bathe the dog?" |
| Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "So well behaved!" |
