| "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Does it shed?" | "Which end is which?" | "Ball of yarn!" |
| "How do you bathe the dog?" | "So beautiful!" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "It's a what?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" |
| "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Does it get hot?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Can I pet your dog?" |
| "Where are the eyes?" | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" |
| "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Is it hard to groom?" | "How does that dog see?" |
