| "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "How does that dog see?" |
| "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Does it shed?" |
| "So beautiful!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Where are the eyes?" |
| "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "It's a what?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "So well behaved!" |
| "Cousin It!" | "It's a mop!" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Do they have a tail?" |
