| "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" |
| "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "Do they have a tail?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" |
| "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "How does that dog see?" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "It's a Komondor. Right?" |
| Touching the dog without even asking permission | "It's a mop!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "I didn't think it was real!" |
| "Can I pet your dog?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Ball of yarn!" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" |
