| "Ball of yarn!" | "Which end is which?" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Does it get hot?" |
| "It looks like a living rug!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "It's a what?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" |
| "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" |
| "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "It's a mop!" | "How does that dog see?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" |
| "Where are the eyes?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" |
