| "Can I pet your dog?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "So beautiful!" | "Does it shed?" |
| "Where are the eyes?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) |
| "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "How does that dog see?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" |
| "Which end is which?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "I've never seen one in real life." |
| "Ball of yarn!" | "Does it get hot?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" |
