| "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "So beautiful!" | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Can I pet your dog?" |
| "Cousin It!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "It's a mop!" | "Does it shed?" |
| "Which end is which?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" |
| "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Do they have a tail?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "It's a what?" |
| "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "How does that dog see?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" |
