| Touching the dog without even asking permission | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" |
| "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "So beautiful!" | "Ball of yarn!" | "Does it get hot?" |
| "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Which end is which?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "So well behaved!" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" |
| "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Does it shed?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) |
| "Can I pet your dog?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" |
