| "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "Does it shed?" | "Do they have a tail?" |
| "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" |
| "It looks like a living rug!" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "Where are the eyes?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" |
| "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" |
"It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "It's a what?" | "So beautiful!" |
