| "Does it shed?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Where are the eyes?" | "Do they have a tail?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" |
| "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "So well behaved!" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "How does that dog see?" |
| "Can I pet your dog?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" |
| "Which end is which?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "So beautiful!" | "It's a what?" |
| "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" |