| "It looks like a living rug!" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Do you ever brush it out?" |
| "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Where are the eyes?" | "Ball of yarn!" | "So well behaved!" |
| "It's a what?" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Which end is which?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" |
| "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" |
| "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "How does that dog see?" |
