| "Which end is which?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "How does that dog see?" |
| "It looks like a living rug!" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "It's a mop!" | "Does it shed?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" |
| Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" |
| "So beautiful!" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Cousin It!" |
| "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Do they have a tail?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) |
