| "Do they have a tail?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Which end is which?" |
| "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "Does it shed?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission |
| "How does that dog see?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Cousin It!" |
| "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "So well behaved!" | "It's a what?" | "I've never seen one in real life." |
| "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" |
