| "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "I've never seen one in real life." |
| "Does it get hot?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" |
| "Is it hard to groom?" | "Where are the eyes?" | "Does it shed?" | "Do they have a tail?" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" |
"It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "So beautiful!" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "Do you ever brush it out?" |
| "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Cousin It!" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" |
