| "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" |
| "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Do they have a tail?" | "It's a mop!" |
| "So well behaved!" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "How does that dog see?" |
"It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "So beautiful!" | "I've never seen one in real life." | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Do you ever brush it out?" |
| "I didn't think it was real!" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Cousin It!" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" |
