| "Do they have a tail?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" |
| "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) |
| "I didn't think it was real!" | "It's a mop!" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Does it shed?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" |
| "It looks like a living rug!" | "Cousin It!" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "How does that dog see?" |
| "Does it get hot?" | "It's a what?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" |
