| "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Cousin It!" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "So well behaved!" |
| "Which end is which?" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "So beautiful!" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Where are the eyes?" |
| Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Ball of yarn!" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Does it shed?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" |
"It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "How does that dog see?" |
| "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "How do you bathe the dog?" |
