| "Cousin It!" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" |
| "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Which end is which?" | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" |
| "It's a mop!" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" |
| "So well behaved!" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "Where are the eyes?" | "Does it get hot?" | "It's a what?" |
| Touching the dog without even asking permission | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "How does that dog see?" |
