| "How does that dog see?" | "Cousin It!" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" |
"It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Which end is which?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | Touching the dog without even asking permission |
| "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "Can I pet your dog?" | "Is it hard to groom?" |
| "It looks like a living rug!" | "So beautiful!" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "It's a what?" | "Does it get hot?" |
| "I didn't think it was real!" | "Do they have a tail?" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Where are the eyes?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" |
