| "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "I didn't think it was real!" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Do they have a tail?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" |
| "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Does it shed?" | "It looks like a living rug!" |
| "Can I pet your dog?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | Touching the dog without even asking permission |
"Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Ball of yarn!" | "So beautiful!" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" |
| "Cousin It!" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "It's a mop!" |
