| "Is it hard to groom?" | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Ball of yarn!" |
| "Which end is which?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "It's a mop!" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" |
| "Do they have a tail?" | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "Can I pet your dog?" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" |
| "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "How does that dog see?" |
| "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "Does it get hot?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" |
