| "So well behaved!" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Ball of yarn!" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "Do you ever brush it out?" |
| "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" |
| "Cousin It!" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Does it get hot?" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" |
| "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "So beautiful!" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "It's a what?" |
| "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Is it hard to groom?" | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" |
