| "I didn't think it was real!" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" | "Where are the eyes?" | "I've never seen one in real life." | "It's a Komondor. Right?" |
"It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Cousin It!" | "It's a mop!" | "Does it get hot?" |
| "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "So well behaved!" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "So beautiful!" |
| "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" |
"Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Does it shed?" | "It's a what?" |
