| "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Does it shed?" | "Do they have a tail?" | "Is it hard to groom?" |
| "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "So well behaved!" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "It looks like a living rug!" |
| "How does that dog see?" | "Which end is which?" | "I didn't think it was real!" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" |
| "So beautiful!" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "Cousin It!" |
| "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Does it get hot?" | "It's a mop!" | "That dog has dreadlocks!" |
