| "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "How do you bathe the dog?" | "Which end is which?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" |
| "Ball of yarn!" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "It's a what?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "So beautiful!" |
| "Where are the eyes?" | "How does that dog see?" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" |
| "Hey, look at that dog's hair!" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Bob Marley"
"We be jammin'!"
"Ya mon!" | "I didn't think it was real!" |
| "Can I pet your dog?" | "Can I take a picture of your dog?" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "It's a mop!" |
