| "I've never seen one in real life." | "Cousin It!" | "It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Do you shave them in the summer?" | "It looks like a living rug!" |
| "It's a what?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" | "So well behaved!" | "It's a mop!" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" |
| "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "Which end is which?" | "Does it get hot?" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" |
| "How does that dog see?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Where are the eyes?" |
| "Do they have a tail?" | "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "Does it really grow that way naturally?" | "Ball of yarn!" | "I thought it was pull luggage!" |
