| "I didn't think it was real!" | "Is it hard to groom?" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" | "It's a mix of a Poodle and a what?" |
| Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Ball of yarn!" | "How much did you pay to have that done?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Do you ever brush it out?" |
"It's a Puli!"
(rarely heard) | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." | "Do you use it to clean the floors?" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Can I pet your dog?" |
| "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "Cousin It!" | "Which end is which?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" |
| "How do you bathe the dog?" | "Do they have a tail?" | "It's a what?" | "So beautiful!" | "Does it get hot?" |
