| "So well behaved!" | "Which end is which?" | "I wish my hair looked like that!" | "It's a Komondor. Right?" | "Wait here while I go get someone to see this." |
| "How long did it take you to do that to the dog?" | "OMG!! Your dog has hair like mine!" | "Do you have a mop handle attachment for it?" | "Is it hair, or is it fur?" | "Do you wrap the dreadlocks yourself?" |
| "It's a what?" | "Reggae Dog"
"Jamaican Dog"
"Rasta Dog" | "It looks like a living rug!" | "Where are the eyes?" | "Ball of yarn!" |
| "Do you ever brush it out?" | "Do you ever cut the hair?" | "Doesn't Zuckerberg own one?" | "Does it shed?" | "Is it hard to groom?" |
| "How do you bathe the dog?" | Touching the dog without even asking permission | "Do they have a tail?" | "Cousin It!" | "How does that dog see?" |
